trump

Worst president in US history by light years. An asshole that cannot be duplicated. He gets cold lips from kissing mirrors. Known for his tiny hands and his whatever. Guaranteed to insult any woman within 50 feet except his BJ source, KellyAnne Conway. To be Trumped is to have your country ruined by a damned fool. trump

My country was trumped and we'll never recover. All the idiots and ignorant fools voted for him believing his lies and now they don't know it yet but they are truly fucked.

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Gazorta

A thingamabob, whatzit, doozlewanger, schnickendorf, whatchamacallit, but one with style, panache, joie de vivre, je ne sais quoi, the old kibosh on the grummlies, and the ultimate definition of suave incoherence.

Hey, Chuck, hand me that Gazorta, please! Don't hold it by the wet end.
My darling Priscilla, please take your feet off my gazorta, it's been a bit infected during my visit to the Amazon jungle.
I have come, I have seen and I have conquered the urge to gazorta during the Emperor's tea party.