Gazorta

A thingamabob, whatzit, doozlewanger, schnickendorf, whatchamacallit, but one with style, panache, joie de vivre, je ne sais quoi, the old kibosh on the grummlies, and the ultimate definition of suave incoherence.

Hey, Chuck, hand me that Gazorta, please! Don't hold it by the wet end.
My darling Priscilla, please take your feet off my gazorta, it's been a bit infected during my visit to the Amazon jungle.
I have come, I have seen and I have conquered the urge to gazorta during the Emperor's tea party.