Justin Bieber

the world's biggest douchebag, most fans call us haters "jealous", but why would i be jealous of a little girl that sounds like anal rape? seriously, get some musical taste >:U

Jimmy was looking under his bed

Mom: Jimmy, the boogey man isn't under there

Jimmy: i know, i'm afraid justin bieber will pop out and sing to me, then give me anal

Example 2:

Girl: OMG!!!!!11ELEVEN JUSTIN BEEBOR IZ SOOO HAWT

Boy: his music is bull

Girl: SHUT UP! U R JOST JELLUS BEKOZ HE IS HAWT AND FAMOUS AND UR A FAG WITH NOO LIFE!!!

Boy: i was just stating my opinion, and besides, i'm not the one following a 5 year old girl

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