No Thirst Tuesday

No thirsting or simping for anyone on the first Tuesday of each month. You may admire but das it or else you go to horny jail.

"Oh damn look how hawt he looks I just wanna ravish him!"
"No, stop it Emmie you horny bítch! You'll go to horny jail if you don't stop. Today is the first Tuesday of the month which is No Thirst Tuesday so no simping or thirsting allowed!"
"C'mon Haven you're no fun!"
"I'm only following No Thirst Tuesday."