party-grappler

1. A failed MMA fighter who's reached his mid life crisis and chooses to grapple with cans outside the ring at parties

2. One who chooses to roll around with the same sex at parties due to homosexual tendencies and/or lack of testosterone

3. A person over thirty who trolls message boards bragging about his career as a party-grappler, has no stand up fighting skills

party-grappler with no stand up fighting skills, usually spends his life online trolling message boards

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