wog tappers

a pointed leather shoe with a typically hard sole that clicks loudly when you walk. most frequently purchased by wogs but not exclusively made for wogs.

#1: Tom, Peter and Scott constantly take a photo of there wog tappers when they get wasted and post it on Facebook

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Dose of the wog

to feel under the weather or sick with a cold

Scott: Hi its just Scott, im sorry but i wont be able to come to work today, im feeling to sick.

Alan: Gee you sound like shit, you must have caught a dose of the wog! rest up and we will see you tomorrow

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Rejigged the numbers

To readjust figures to suit ones Business

Alan: Listen Rose ive rejigged the numbers and im sorry but your FIRED.

Rose: What do mean

Alan: I was looking at the figures for the business and that fucking bullshit pet therapy idea would have royaly fucked the business, were already fucked enough as it is. so I rejigged the numbers and your gone

Rose: (crying)

Alan: Dont give me that shit, Get the Fuck out of my office and go see some nursing homes on your way home, and dont fucking come back!