Mustard Tits

A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.

I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.

Golden Margarita

When you pee in your partner’s ass, sprinkle salt on their rim and slurp that refreshing tang out their turdcutter.

Bro I met this girl in TJ who introduced me to a golden margarita and my life will never be the same.

Booty relish

The condiment of choice for eating a girl's booty like the groceries. Whether it be mustard, crushed Oreos or Nutella.

I tongue punched this girl's fartbox last night and inhaled like 900 calories of booty relish. Time to hit the gym.

Buttmuff

Affectionately refers to the national forest or jungle of hair protecting the dark canyon of anal bliss, the shield to the turdcutter if you may. This thick mane which sprouts from thine crack makes it necessary to use a TurboJet 9000 to clear out butt butter and Klingons.

As I raised my feet toward the heavens and spread my cheeks for my boyfriend, I could feel my buttmuff wafting in the breeze like a field of barley.

Butt Muff

A hairy asshole

Jerry wanted me to tongue punch his turd cutter but when I yanked his skivvies down I got a face full of butt muff.

planebang

When you’re working inside a plane with a bunch of other dudes tripping over each other and armpit deep under some floorboards.

What kind of gangbang is this?

Gangbang? Nah son. This here’s a planebang.