Stephen Hawking

The act of defecating for so long that ones legs become immobile and useless, whilst simultaneously using a cell phone during said defecation, for so long that ones neck becomes cramped and bent to the side, so that at the end of the period of defecation, one needs a wheelchair to leave the lavatory and will resemble the physicist Stephen Hawking.

"Dude I was taking a dump so long I came outta there looking like Stephen Hawking"

"Bro this dump could end up being a Stephen Hawking"

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