tdogged

The act of having yourself or your entire squad wiped out in a quick and spectacular manner by TDog and or his squadmates.

This rare but incredible act is most commonly sighted in the remote lands of PUBG but has been sighted as far away as the exotic lands of Fortnite.

It is unknown yet whether being TDogged is to be considered an honourable event or a dissatisfying one. It is up to user experience at this point.

Did you catch that stream last night? The other squad got heavily tdogged!

We're low on the leaderboard crew. We gotta get the other squads tdogged and climb our way back up!

'Second Beer Pool Master' Theory

Second Beer Pool Master is the phenomenon observed at a pool table after the subject has consumed a select quantity of a brewed alcoholic beverage.

Extensive studies have shown that although consumption of a second brewed beverage within a short time period has the ability to improve pool skills, a third appears to initiate the numbing process of the the brain dedicated towards being a Pool Master.

The skill level of a pool player can be determined by the following process:

where(player.Environment = "Pool Table") {
set skillLevel.value to 1 ///out of 10
beersConsumed = 0
foreach(beer as consumed) {
beersConsumedNow = beersConsumed + 1
}
if(beersConsumedNow < 1) {
set skillLevel.value to 2
}
elsif(beersConsumedNow = 2) {
set skillLevel.value to 9.5
set player.label to 'Legend'
set hotGirls.affinity to 182%
}
elsif(beersConsumedNow >2) {
foreach(countOf(beersConsumedNow)) {
set skillLevel.value to (history.skillLevel - (beersConsumedNow/10))
}
}
}

Darren: How did you pull that move off? It was incredibe!
Scott: I am a believer of the 'Second Beer Pool Master' theory.

Have you found your Lord and Savior "Beer, the Second"