Opportunavenger

Combination of an Opportunist and Scavenger. (oppor-tu-navenger)

An opportunist will say “Hey, you gonna eat that?” a Scavenger will eat it without asking.

However, the Opportunist can turn Scavenger in a famine and will eat whatever is available, hence becoming the Opportunavenger.

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Shlongs

Capri length pants for men. see shants
Should be avoided by most men, however, I have seen offenders trying to pull off the look.

That guy's shlongs are too tight and look horrible with those shoes.

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