Blue Screen of Death

Windows NT crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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kd

Acronym for Kraft Dinner, the Canadian version of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. It's called KD in Canada, because Canadians consider this to be an entire dinner. Whereas in America, we consider it a side dish.

Canadian child: "Mom, how aboot you put down the bottle and make me some KD? I want to play hockey before the ice melts."

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new port richey

A sorry excuse for a "city" that is located on Florida's west coast, twenty miles north of Clearwater. This hellhole is comprised of retirees, sluts and white trash. Recreational activities include going to Wal-Mart Supercenter (there are two), going to redneck bars, or going to Tampa. New Port Richey will ruin you if you stay for too long.

New Port Richey: If the drivers don't kill you, the sun will!

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