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A âmemeâ enjoyed solely by retarded 8 year olds, and the easy sign of a little kid on the internet
A retarded 8 year old: Posts image of Baby Yoda with the scumbag Steve hat, a gun, laser eyes, smoking cannabis, and a glass of chocolate milk, with amogus and XOK in the background, captioned âHERE, HAVE SOME CHOCCY MILK BECAUSE YOU ARE EPICâ
Everyone else: *punches hole in computer screen* This is the dumbest retarded shit Ive seen in my life. *pours rubbing alcohol into eyes*
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Ojaio, or Ojai, a town in California. The name Ojaio is a long-awaited sequel to Ventucky, reached by going to Ventucky then driving north.
Ventura is "Ventucky"...
Ojai is "Ojaio"...
What is Santa Barbara
Vancouveritis or Vancouverism, named after Vancouver, British Columbia, is the act of building large amounts of skyscrapers, etc, in an attempt to compact a city. This is generally done to preserve the nature around a city, but it generally fucks up the scenery, because now you can see the big-ass rectangles from the middle of the forest.
A similar phenomenon known as "Brusselization" has been observed in Belgium and other European countries.
Not even small British Columbia towns like Kamloops can escape the advance of Vancouveritis.
The "I'm not like other girls" of clothing brands.
"We care about the environment, and nobody else does!"
"Our target audience is so small that we don't even have to worry about alienating our customers with questionable advertising!"
"We don't care about profit. How else could we have become a billion-dollar business?"
"We use organic cotton and recycled materials in our sweaters! We're so original!"
As an avid hiker who lives in the same town as the original Patagonia HQ, that's their entire business for ya.
In 2019, "Sus" was just the scientific name for pigs, and maybe an infamous old English law.
In 2020, it meant suspicious, and was generally used in the context of "among us".
In 2021, it meant: relating to "Among Us" or resembling its stocky armless astronaut characters.
In 2022, it meant you were a little behind on meme culture.
In 2023, it basically just means that an act is perceived as stereotypically homosexual.
"I don't know man, you've been looking kinda sus lately"
2019 guy: *oink oink*
2020 guy: "Woah, you play it too?"
2021 guy: "DING DING DING DING DING DING DING- DIDIDING"
2022 guy: "Bro that isn't funny anymore"
2023 guy: *silence* "YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE!"
A fake wikipedia page based on the real page for "Aristotle's biology."
The embryonic stage of a dongfish. It is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).
The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).
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A Nickelodeon cartoon in which two eskimos, a crazy blind girl, and a cryogenically preserved kid with cancer who rides on his flying yak-beaver hybrid must stop an evil force that has the tyrannical goal of insuring global order and peace.
Avatar the last airbender? More like avatar the last good Nickelodeon show.