The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!....

Marco put peanut butter all over his dick and called his dog over to lick it off...and he wonders why its dead


heh

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jerkwater

Slang term for Human Seminal Fluid. The word is used as a derogatory term for an unsavory person.

"Can it Jerkwater!"

"Gimmie the money Jerkwayer."

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Whatsamattayou

Basically "whats the matter with you" slurred into one word with an italian accent.

"Whatsamattayou!"

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Cyco

Shortened version of "Suicyco Muthafucka."
Meaning Psychotic Stake of mind.

"Jerry you Cyco! Whatsamattayou!"

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Douche Monger

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.

"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"

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McSpaigo

A Derogetory term for one of Irish, Hispanic, and Italian Decent.

Rarely used due to the rarity of the combinations of Heritage.

"Tony's a Cheapass McSpaigo, always wantin to get drunk, wear that damn pinky ring and pick up latino women with big asses."

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Tool Box

Reference to a room full or folk easily termed as "Tools"

"Christ, the Lobby is a fuckin tool box today."

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