Rural Dictionary

php

PHP is a powerful web scripting language, famous for its ease of use and ability to interact seamlessly with SQL type databases. PHP takes a lot of its syntax from Perl and C++, and it is in this way that programmers familiar with these languages can pick up PHP rather easily.

Advantages: Can be much easier to read than Perl, arguably easier to learn

Disadvantages: Might teach sloppy programming habits (not having to define variables etc) and can be less compact than Perl.

<?php

if("PHP" > "Perl") {

//returns true :p

}

?>

by Haze December 30, 2004

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butthawk

Marques D tried to be clever, but then spelled many words incorrectly. For this, I salute you.

Diarrhea*
Speech*

"My nemz Marques and I am haf not got teh spelinz"

by Haze December 30, 2004

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hursty

A filthy, disgusting flash whore. Lies rotting in his own filth for days on end, and does not bathe or eat. Has an extremely irregular sleeping pattern.

Where's Mike? I've not seen him for days... he must be doing a Hursty :|

by Haze December 29, 2004

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Hazel

Hazel is the name of an old English grandmother or a great aunt. Most children asked hazel are white and either English or Scottish. A majority of hazels end up changing their names out of embarrassment once theyâre old enough to speak. Most hazels claim it is abuse being called an old ladies name. Iâm the 1930 hazel was a very common name in Scotland. A hazel is typically Single cuz she is very shy and anti social. She is nice and friendly towards others.

Hazel and Benjamin are getting married.

by Haze March 17, 2020