luyglufvljuv

A Cebuano tribal-inspired gym slang referring to the involuntary sound one makes when lifting something ungodly heavy, especially during the final rep of a drop set. It’s part war cry, part muscle failure, and part existential scream.

Cultural Origin:

Derived from “luya” (Cebuano for weak) + tribal echo distortion from generations of warriors lifting carabaos and sacks of rice before there were gyms. The “glufvljuv” part is pure bro energy—no one knows what it means, but it hits the diaphragm.

1. “Bro, I heard you from downstairs—was that a PR or a full-on luyglufvljuv?”

2. “Pagka-last rep ko sa leg press, napaluyglufvljuv ako. Yung mirrors nag-vibrate, pre.”

3. “’Di na ako makalakad pero worth it. May legit ako na luyglufvljuv moment.”

Cocky Yellow belt Syndrome

A word discribing a person who has just gotten their yellow belt and is cocky as hell about it.
These people think that they are now in the big leagues in fighting and proably watch more movies than actually train martial arts.

These people also think they can take everyone including but not limited too professional fighters, High experience black belts, and every single person they meet.

These people do not just talk about being a yellow belt, they make it their entire personaility.

CURES:
hit them hard enough that they cannot deny their skill lever

Guy 1: "Man that was a great fight Mike Tyson is super strong"

Yellow belt: "he wasnt that powerful i bet i could take him because i am a yellow belt after all"

Guy 1: "Dude shut up, do you have Cocky Yellow belt Syndrome?!"