ravenglass

Small English North West coast Village, who’s inbred inhabitants lumber around woodenly, knuckles carving great gouges in the dirt at the side of the pavement. Ravenglass attracts Healthcare workers to live amongst the inhabitants as a kind of observation experiment.

Ravenglass has an over abundance of railways and historical local features that make it almost worth the risk of visiting.

England has a diverse culture index, Ravenglass personifies the “not quite bottom rung”!

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Dirty Janey

Dirty Janey :- to unintentionally collapse all around you into riotous disarray whilst going about your normal daily business. The more sexually inappropriate the resultant disorder is, the dirtier the Janey is...

I was buying some humbugs from a vintage confectioners shop, the assistant was on the stepladders reaching for the jar on the top shelf as a busload of nuns entered to peruse the selection of mint creams. Imagine my surprise as he knocked the cherry lips off the shelf as he lost his footing! Stepping backwards to catch the falling treats, I was goosed by a large stick of rock protruding from the counter. Stumbling forwards in surprise, I caught hold of Mother Superior’s habit... which tore off her otherwise naked body. This turned out to be unfortunate due to the proximity of the large sugar dummies and the combined trajectory of our fall!

Face first in Mother Superior’s lap, cherry lips spread all over the place, and who’s sugar dummy butt plug could never be sold on, I heard one of the other nuns exclaim... “Well there’s a proper Dirty Janey and no mistake!”

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