Lifemate

The Legit badass person you call yours for the rest of your life that has your back and never gives up on you

Look Shackelnerd your Lifemate has out did himself again

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FLAILER

PERSON ,ANIMAL OR THING SO TWACKED AND HIGH CANNOT SIT STILL ARS GOING LIKE WINDMILLS HEAD BOBBLE LIKE A RUBBER NECK OR BOBBLE HEAD MOUTH STRAIGHT JAW JAW JACKING UNCONTROLABLY

I WAS AT WALMART AT 2AM AND SEEN THE AISLE RIPPED APART BY SOME FLAILER HIGH ON A MISSION

Shackelnerd

5’3 blonde haired blue eyed raging Cajun one of a kind firecracker that’s absolutely amazingly beautiful Nerd

oh my god look at that shackelford she was so smoking hot walking into that tree not paying attention with them steamed up glasses is no doubt she’s a ShackelnerdPrincess

smash him

To take one and beat the fuck outta him no bullshit straight smashing

I went to cub to find peewee that time just to smash him for her

StretchnPump

To be so pittiful and pathetic that you need to use a penis stretcher and pump to get it up or to even not pee in your own pants

Omg Amy look at that pathetic Schugel over there he just pissed himself again cause his lil wee wee dont reach past his zipper he really should of thought ahead and used the stretchnPump method he uses to get it up for the puddles cause if he don’t some female is gonna get beat again for sure

TWACKED

TO BE SO HIGH ON THE PIPE NASA CANT EVEN FIND YOU

ANIY IS SO TWACKED SHE IS BOUNCING AROUND LIKE A KANGAROO

Fucktard

A person that is without a doubt clearly fuckin retarted beyond all belief it’s sadly breathtaking it’s so bizzare

Look at Buzz over there all track marked up hiding under his scrap pile from a squirrel he thinks is a remote controlled cop he’s such a Fucktard