Automobile

A automobile is a a duck on wheels and they are really scary because they carry

AK-47.

Jeff: oh shit is there an automobile?

Automobile: I know where you live

Spanish dictionary

A dictionary full of English words, translate into Spanish.

Teacher: OK, kids open your Spanish dictionary’s.

Kids: fuck you

Teacher: oh yeah well fuck you

skittle milk

When you put a whole packet of skittle powder in milk.

Charlie: (what’s a skittle packet in milk) here has some skittle milk.

Luke: thank you (drink the skittle milk).

Luke: What the fuck it taste like paint.