Fitz

Fitz is a man who knows no bounds. A man who pays no attention to boundaries and obstacles, he will steal your food but will always pretend he doesn’t. He is a knowledgable and caring fella who will indulge himself sexually regularly with whoever snapchats him (basically everyone). He spends hours shaving his balls and ends up pulling his back out. He is a loyal and kind friend however watch yourself because he is cuttingly honest, a respectable and yet scary attribute. One thing that must be added is how long this man will take to leave a house. However this man is funny and a good person to smoke a lot of weed with.

Where’s fitz? Oh he’s not here.