Karl Marx

Satan in the flesh!!!

On February 21st, 1848, Satan (in the deceitful disguise of Karl Marx) presented the dreaded Communist Manifesto, which took the entire New World Order down the path straight to the dark side.

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January

The worst month of the year. The month in which all the fun, joy, and happiness of the holidays comes crashing to a dead halt. The month when everything the happy holidays brought takes a steep nosedive and crashes straight into the rocks. Other definitions for January also include the following;

January - Time of Sorrows, Limbo season, Out of the light and into the gloom, Month of the Eskimo, Month of Despair, Time of total submission.

January begins the Season of Limbo, during which we let in sorrows and we banish joy. A season of fasting, repentence, nonstop punishment, gloom and doom, and absolutely nothing happy at all. And the Limbo season lasts for the rest of the whole winter season.

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Hamplanet

A massively obese person. And we're not talking your average overweight, unattractive person; we are talking, for example, 5 feet 6 inches and 400 pounds or heavier. More often than not, someone who would be classified as supermorbidly obese.

In Northern Illinois, only the hamplanet women appear to be single and looking and not in closed cliques.

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MS-13

MS-13 is a demon gang! It is so violent that it appears to come straight from Satan himself. So violent is this gang that the MS part may as well stand for "Murderous Satans."

MS-13 violently and ruthlessly murders people and cuts them to shreds or blasts them to a pulp. It deceives people, especially young children, into a life of demonic crime and on to a road with only 2 endings; death and prison.

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Axe Murderer

The worst, most vicious, evil, brutal, wicked, and violent type of killer you could possibly encounter. A killer whose murders are brutal and wicked, often kills with either an axe, gun, or explosive device, and whose murders leave a wickedly gruesome, graphic, and messy scene as if the victim were chopped to pieces with an axe.

The murder scene was gruesome, wicked, and looked like the victim was chopped up and ripped apart with an axe. The victim was murdered by an axe murderer.

moveaholic

A person who moves or relocates often, usually more frequently than every 5 to 10 years.

My new neighbor is a moveaholic and he is moving again in 5 years.

Florida

America's discount tropical paradise. North part has nice friendliness, southern part has a lot of "girls gone wild" and cool waitresses. Also is my future home state.

In Florida, you can hug your waitress and nothing will happen. Try that in Illinois and you'd get kicked out of the restaurant.

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