fucir

pronounced ( foo - seer )

An honorable person by all means of the word. a fucir will always respectfully accept conquests proposed by friends with a smile on his lips and a song in his heart.

Oliver : Man, I was super drunk yesterday and I called Lucas to come with me to get some burgers in the middle of the night and get this, he actually went with me

Josh : Woah, that Lucas is a total fucir

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clam spanker

slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.

2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.

Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.

I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"

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