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Brett: Did you come? Cyril: You gotta to be kidding bro, not in that uranus!
A hand held device for removing objects stuck in one's vagina
Samantha darling, can I borrow your sanitary trowel. Samantha: "what's it for this time?" He only went and penetrated my twat with a Mickey Mouse dildo and now I can't get it out.
When you believe that everyone around you is hysterical when in fact it is only you who is hysterical
He believes that everyone around him is hysterical - definitely a classic case of Hexsteria