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When you place your penis between a girl's double chin, resembling a hotdog in a bun.
That girl I took home last night was so fat I couldn't find her pussy so I got some sweet pics of me giving her the old Fenway Frank.
A room in the house for a couple to get away from it all. Similar to a man cave or she shed.
Sometimes the kids get too crazy or the in-laws are over so the wife and I will just retreat to the Couple's Cavern for a while and play some ping pong.
A rent-a-cop, mall security, security guard, because they're not real "pork"
"Can you believe that mall spam throwing me out? It's not like he's a real cop!"
When a character in an action movie rides something ridiculous in a surfing manner.
"Elephants, barrels, I have no idea why Peter Jackson constantly has Legolas battle surfing"
Where people go to gain sensitivity training for gay bashing
That Grey's Anatomy guy had to go to Gayhab for outing that other guy.
Penguin sex is achieved when a girl pulls a man's pants down to his ankles and is about to perform oral sex but instead takes his wallet making him waddle like a penguin after the thief.
Had penguin sex last night. I got a hooker to blow me in the alley last night but she just took my pants down, snagged my wallet and bolted. Waddled like 5 feet before busting my ass!
A Hobbit-esqe guy who just happens to be a douche, or likes other dudes.
If you're gonna be a jerk, why don't you just go back to the Shire Bilbo Teabaggins!