code diablo

When a mean person enters the room. Usually used for bitter old ladies, mother-in-laws, or the bitchy girlfriend.

"Damn, is that Dave's mother-in-law pulling up? CODE DIABLO!"

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Bilbo Teabaggins

A Hobbit-esqe guy who just happens to be a douche, or likes other dudes.

If you're gonna be a jerk, why don't you just go back to the Shire Bilbo Teabaggins!

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Burrito Defeato

When you have eaten too much Mexican food resulting in an upset stomach.

"I can't believe I ate all of that! Im gonna be on the toilet all damn night. My guts have got Burrito Defeato..."

ninchuck

Using a Nintendo Wii nunchuck to cause bodily harm

ie: Sam was swingin' that Wii controller so fast, he let go and hit me in the face. I got ninchuck'd

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spam

A rent-a-cop, mall security, security guard, because they're not real "pork"

"Can you believe that mall spam throwing me out? It's not like he's a real cop!"

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ho-dometer

Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.

One day Tila Tequila's ho-dometer's gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.

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evangelegal

A mix of the word evangelist and illegal.

1. City rules that technically aren't laws but nothing can be done because the church says so.
2. When a person of the church does something wrong or illegal.

What do you mean the church keeps pushing bars out of this town? I can't believe this evangelegal bullshit!