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The thing that never shows up quite on time when someone needs it.
Where are the police?
You know how it goes, they'll show up at the last second when everything is just about over.
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The act of having intercourse with a partner.
The mans unicorn goes into the womans fairy park. It will go on all the rides and then throw up. And then it wont go near the park for a while.
This is how an adult explains sex to a child.
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A mammal that was to lazy to get out the water.
Also used to describe someone who is lazy.
Your uncle is such a whale, he ever gets up to do anything!
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Pointy breasts on a male that sag lower than they should ever.
Watch out for those chesticles, youll poke your eye out!
The end product of ejaculation.
After plenty of fun and games (wink wink, say no more) the male genetalia had already produced a multitude of ejaculate on the female partners face.
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The tragedy of a large cruise ship that began to sunk after hitting an ice berg, and the movie named after it.
That movie Titanic had a lot of holes in it.
No pun intended.
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A hotdog served on a warm bun, topped with ketchup, honey mustard, relish, mayo, pickles, tomatoes, jalepenos and onion. This dish was ovecoarse created authentically be Mexicans.
Also any hotdog with many condiments on it.
Man, that mexican hotdog had everything on it!
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