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Warrior Cats (noun: wOhr-ee-ehr caats) is a complex set of holy books which pertain mostly to the story of several groups of anthropomorphized cats living in the woods. These books are considered holy scripts of the religion Furrism, the #2 most popular religion among Furries.
The majority of furries born in Foxikaji Woods (Pacific Northwest territories), Flurrysnow (eastern Canada, southern Sasketchewan, and New England), DustyPawsfur (USA Midwest), the Dokkikanju Territories (Great Britain; sometimes this territory is also referred to as Horsecock Island), and SandyPaw Island (Australia) are raised with these holy texts alone (although other popular Furry texts such as Wings of Fire aren't uncommon in these regions). Because of this exposure, the Warrior Cats books are often the first of such texts that Furry parents show to their children--henceforth continuing the cycle.
Originally written by disciples of Saint Fireheart the Catfucker (the Furry patron saint of zoophilia) around 1270, the Warrior Cats books have certainly withstood the test of time. It is believed by many scholars that the original texts came from Fluffypad, Dokkikanju and were written by the Apostles Foxwarren, JoJo, and Briella--the latter of which would go on to become the Furry patron saint of fursuits.
"Have you read the Warrior Cats books?"
"When I was a young furry, I read the Warrior Cats books to learn about Furrism."
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A) A sad, disappointing, and embarassing instrument played by sad, disappointing, and embarassing people. A chainsaw would fare better in a string quartet than this monstrosity.
B) An abbreviated term for "viola player" or "violist," often used casually in school orchestras
A) Person 1: "Hey, Derrick, look at that pile of shit on the ground."
Person 2: "Naw man, that's a viola."
B) Cellist: "Have you heard the violas?! They're shit!"
Violinist: "I know. I hope they don't have any solis in our next piece."
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Drake is a lot of things. Funny, fiercely loyal, kind, athletic, and a little gay at times, Drake is everything you need in a guy. He probably has a lot of issues, but his friends help him through them and for that he's very grateful. It's easy to frustrate him, so try to be gentle, but other than that he's a lot of fun. Drake is probably tall and muscular, with blonde hair and light eyes. He can take a joke many times over--laugh with him as much as you can while you have the chance! Spending time with Drake is the best thing ever. He will treat you right and do whatever it takes to make you happy. If you know a Drake, hang onto him. He's the most worthwhile thing you'll ever have. He's quirky and eccentric, and he knows how to modulate his behavior for whoever he's with. Some people don't like Drake because he's too energetic for them, but that's ok. If you got to know him, you'd grow to love him! Drake probably has a hard time holding grudges, so it's never too late to become his friend.
Lastly, if you're loyal to Drake, he'll be loyal right back! He won't hesitate to fight for you if you've been good to him, and Drake is like a one-man army. He would walk to the ends of the earth if it made you smile, and he'd fly to the moon and back to make you laugh. Hang onto Drake, you won't regret it.
person 1: drake is so cool, i wish i could be his friend.
person 2: you can, drake loves everybody!
person 1: wow! i'm going to go talk to drake right now!
The Dokkikanju Territories (also known as Horsecock Island) are a grouping of Furry provinces on an island just off the cost of mainland FluffPawskenji (France). Known also as Great Britain, the Dokkikanju Territories are made up of three Furry settlements that are believed to have originated from FluffPawskenjian colonizers, althpugh they're so old that no one knows for sure. Since the Dokkikanju Territories and Fluffpawskenji are the only Furry-populated provinces in all of Europe, it can also be speculated that the Dokkikanjun Furries' ancestors crossed the land bridge with the FluffPawskenjians around 10,000 years ago and made their way to the island before it seperated from the continent (however, the first documentation of furries in the Dokkikanju Territories was in 745, suggesting that they arrived sometime around that year).
"Have you ever been to the Dokkikanju Territories?"
"Do you live in the Dokkikanju Territories?"