White Bronco

1.) OJ Simpson tried to escape in a White Ford Bronco and sometimes people call orange juice OJ and so orange juice is called White Bronco.

2.) A drink where you mix milk, *moonshine, and crack.

*A special moonshine is required for White Bronco. It is made on the top of a mountain by a brewer.

The brewer is said to be a mythical creature that is blind and has 4 arms and is half man half animal and has the tongue of a dragon.

He also helps defend the Smiths from Santa in a Christmas special of American Dad.

1.) "Dude can I have some White Bronco"

"Wtf?"

"Orange Juice man"

2.) "Hey you want some White Bronco?"

"Wtf is that?"

"A drink made with milk, moonshine, and crack"

"Sounds like shit"

"Yeah, but you'll be so fucking wasted and trippin balls so hard by the first sip, that you won't care how it tastes.

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