The Gregory Act of 2019

The law stating that all first-born children have to be legally named Gregory and are not allowed to change their name until their 42nd and a half birthday.

Gregory: Hey Gregory, are you 42 and a half yet?
Gregory: Not until next April.
Gregory: Well then according to The Gregory Act of 2019 you have to wait til then to change your name.
Gregory: Darn!

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