Noot Kampf

A book linked with pingus fascist kingdom and writes about the penguins troubles with leading his penguin only empire like nation.

Neitin: have you read das booken
Nootenstein: vich booken?
Neitin: das booken Nooten Kampfenich
Nootenstein: youich meanich Noot Kampf?
Neitien: ya

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Alchohol virginity

The period when you dont drink alchohol.
"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

Aha yeah

A realistic alternative to people who say "OMG IM DYING HAHAHA" but are really in a neutral expression. It is basically when you are "OMG IM DYING HAHAHA" but from the inside.

John: (insert joke)
Nick: aha yeah
Dimitri: OMG ROFL LOL HAHA SO LAUGHING DYING CANT BREATH HAHAHAHAHA IM SO OUT OF BREATH AHAHAHA