walkies

Taking your dog for a walk (British).

"Gromit, it looks like a grand day for walkies!"

"They're techno-trousers, ex-NASA, fantastic for walkies!"

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pretard

Someone who pretends to be retarded for financial gain or to avoid punishment

"He's a pretard. He acts retarded so they won't spank him."

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workspeak

A special language used by employees that is comprised of buzzwords, jargon, and phrases built from years of doing the same thing over and over again.

In diner WorkSpeak, "Burn one, take it through the garden and pin a rose on it" means a hamburger with lettuce, tomato and onion.

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