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to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building
"Yo wanna have some back alley blitz tonight"
"Ew no im not having sex in public"
Penis more like peensus! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I LOOK AT MY PENIS, THINK OF THE ASTRONAUTS HELMET AND GO PENIS MORE LIKE PENSUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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mocking how americans always skip the "I" in american, basically the american version of bri'ish
canadian: bro where you fron eh
american: im an amer'can
british: did you just skip the I?
american: bold words from someone who always skips the T
You got so bored in school and ran out of ways to type QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM in a way that wasnt already on urban dictionary, until you found alskdjfhgqzpmwxonecubvty! but I defined it, try again fuckass
me, bored out of my shit: alskdjfhgqzpmwxonecubvty
fat 30 year old living in his parents basement with a crippling superiority complex that will ban you for doing things you are allowed to do
server owner: yeah you guys can use bot commands in #general I dont care
user 1: uses a bot command in general
user 2 (admin): !ban @user 1 bot in chat
user 3: bruh the owner literally said you can use commands here, check the pins
user 2: !ban @user 3 staff disrespect
server owner: @user 2 I will be revoking your status as a discord administrator in this server due to you abusing your power
user 2: !ban @server owner staff disrespect
bot: an error has occured!
server owner: !ban @user 2 admin abuse
lady dimitrescu from the new resident evil game
I want the tall vampire milf from resident evil 8 to step on me
why is literallynobot in my server?
thatonecalculator: yes