airplane gang

U.S Army soldiers with parachutist badges. The airplane gang hunts in packs and will beat up on "Legs", aka people with enough grey matter to realize an extra $100 a month is not worth getting arthritis at 30.

LEG 1: "Did you hear? the whole airplane gang got medboarded!"
LEG 2:"I guess you CAN'T run 100 miles a week with 85 pound rucksacks... who would have thought?"
LEG 1: "Us.... that's why we're legs"
*They walk off to 1530 release formation*