grattler

Grattler is a German Term for a person who always scrounges.
Typical grattlers are very unloyal and act like parasites.

As soon as a new (or old) Hurrle enters their lives, they seem to disappear from the scene.

Everybody in Germany knows at least one grattler. They mostly are from GDR and have some mental issues.

A: Can you borrow me 20 Bucks?

B: Sure man, here.
A: I will invite you to Starbucks and we're even
B: Wow, what a Grattler

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Kenny Lemur

The lemurical Kenneth (Short: Kenny Lemur) is a rare species of Lemuriformes which only appears near Duschen-Duschen. His parents also tossed a female Lemur, which seems to be a little spoiled wh0re.
They seem to have some mind issues because of their language

A: Bro, have you seen our Pet?
B: Idk man where Kenny Lemur is, I guess he’s trying to mate with his sister.

*noises from bedroom: Ohh yeaaa Kenny do goila hengschd”

A: Yep.
B: Told ya