May 4

National eat booty day. We already know there’s this day, but if you and your mans are feeling lucky, have a 2nd day.

Man 1: Aye how was your May 4
Man 2: Aw dude it was amazing. I ate the whole ass
Man 1: Good job dude
May 2: Thanks Bro

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May 4

National eat booty day.
If things don’t go as planned, it’s also national make out day.

Person 1: How was your May 4
Person 2: It was fucking awesome dude, I ate the whole ass
Person 1: Awe man, I only got to make out

Person 2: Awe dude

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