pro-mo

A person, place or thing that is actively supportive of homosexuals and homosexuality.

SUSIE: Hey Billy, what did you do this weekend?
BILLY: Not much. Went to Church with my Mom.
SUSIE: Church? But you're a homo.
BILLY: True, but this particular congregation welcomes homosexuals and believes that Jesus wouldn't judge us as wicked.
SUSIE: Oh, so your Church is pro-mo?
BILLY: Yes, it is pro-mo.

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fellationship

(n.) A sexual realtionship between two or more people in which fellatio is the only form of affection/contact. Usually pejorative, suggests the relationship is lacking.
Term applies mainly to heterosexual relatioships but also acceptable when used in male homosexual context. Not applicable in female/lesbian relationships.

"Susie is so deluded. She thinks Bob likes her but they don't even make out or have sex. She just comes over and blows him. That's not a relationship, that's a fellationship"

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mathers

(n.) A man who sleeps with a lot of women, i.e. gets a lot of pussy/beaver.
Named after Jerry Mathers, who played the lovable Beaver from 1957-63 on the hit show "Leave it to Beaver".

That Bill has a different chick every night. He's a real mathers!

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hipster tuxedo

black high-top Converse.

BILLY: Hey Susie, what you wearing to the Black Keys concert?
SUSIE: Prob just jeans and my hipster tuxedo.
BILLY: Hipster tuxedo?
SUSIE: Yeah, my black high-top Convos, you fool.
BILLY: Right! I guess I am wearing my hipster tuxedo too!

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night nap

A frustrating night in which one gets only a couple hours of sleep due to work, stress or partying (as opposed to a full night's rest).

BILLY: Susie, you look like sh*t today!
SUSIE: Thanks, Billy.
BILLY: Seriously, what's wrong?
SUSIE: I don't know! I went to bed at eleven and didn't fall asleep until three! Got only four hours of sleep!
BILLY: Sounds like a night nap.
SUSIE: Yes, it was a night nap!

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HBO Sex

A particular kind of civilian love-making in the graphic/raunchy/loud manner we as viewers expect from such HBO shows as THE SOPRANOS, TELL ME YOU LOVE ME, THE WIRE and sometimes BIG LOVE.

BILLY: Hey, Susie, you sure are walking funny today.
SUSIE: You ain't whistling dixie, Billy. Me and that guy I met at Hyde totally had HBO Sex last night. I can barely sit down.
BILLY: Damn, you sure look it.

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homovered

A person, place or thing that undergoes a dramatic transformation from straight to gay.

BILLY: Hey Judy, why the long face?
JUDY: Well, Billy, me and the girls went out on the Westside and there were no straight guys to be found. I can't believe how much it's changed over there. It's practically West Hollywood!
BILLY: Sounds like the Westside has been homovered.
JUDY: Yes, it gas been homovered!

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