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Adonis DNA

Adonis DNA is a strand of DNA only passed on to those who are winning, duh. When coupled with tiger blood, the Adonis DNA is especially powerful.

Those not winning enough should NOT by any means, try and obtain Adonis DNA and/or tiger blood. If this occurs their faces will melt and their bodies explode in front of their weeping children.

It should be noted that those with Adonis DNA or tiger blood, are particularly immune to the effects of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Adonis was a ridiculously studly dude in Greek mythology. His DNA is only in a select few.

"AA was written for normal people. People that don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. . . I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.”

by Helenkeller5528 March 9, 2011

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David Liebe Hart

A very characteristic African-American actor best known for his appearances on the Adult Swim show Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! Usually Liebe Hart is featured as a ventriloquist and well, it's not something one should describe. Liebe Hart comes off a emotionally disturbed or as having some sort of seriously afflicting disorder. Such is the brilliance of that show.

David Liebe Hart just moved me with his song Father and Son.

by Helenkeller5528 July 3, 2010

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