n. Masturbating with a well lubed hand of a passed out girl.
Ever since Petey donned the velvet glove for the first time, his life has never been the same.
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n. Nailing your pregnant girlfriend in a rusted out station wagon in a strip mall parking lot until she has a miscarriage.
The back alley abortion is cheap, efficient, and somewhat entertaining.
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A turd of such epic proportions it has to be released in three installments. The first can stand on its own as a complete adventure. The second links to the first, but has a dark, inconclusive feel generating an air of foreboding and leaving itself wide open for an unknown ending. The final chapter has drama, excitement and moments where you think all is lost. A grand battle is waged where good overcomes evil and peace is restored in your gut.
Holy shit dude...sorry I was gone so long. I dropped a Brown Star Wars...
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