youtube dislike

Nonexistent. At least in terms if you could see it. Youtube will censor everything. They want to keep Joe Biden safe, The democrats, and other companies. And the "dear earth" Is another reason. The pope video is a clear example. and oh god NO WE CAN'T SEE 2018 DISLIKE COUNT N O O O O O FUCK YOUTUBE, FUCK GOOGLE, FUCK EVERY COMPANY IS THE EXISTENCE

google: okay, we're officially removing the ability to see youtube dislike-
everybody: b i g m a d

google: cry about it

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Sex Jokes

The entirety of Urban Dictionary.

Dude: Ima search something up
5 minutes later: *sees a sex joke*
Dude: What the hell is this shit?
Me: Sex jokes. It's the entirety of Urban Dictionary.

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meat

1. Flesh from animals used as food.
2. An alternate term used to describe strong muscles.

3. Misspelled version of meet.

1. Time to devour some meat!
2. Damn bro, you got some meat!
3. Alright, I'll Meat you at your house.
3. Friend: Misspelled it again.

Modern Art

Either an amazing piece of art but mostly an insult. It resembles a 5-year-olds drawing.

Friend: *shows drawing* Is it good?
Insult: What the fuck is that? That looks like modern art to me.
Complement: Holy Jesus! That is modern art right there!

Kremlin bot

Every ukrainain supporters response to a russian saying anything good about russia. This response is quite common on sites like youtube. The response is more common when one is at the side with russia in the russo-ukrainan war. Nevertheless, this is a weak response. Both sides spread propaganda and can never prove that the russian supporter is a kremlin bot

A comment about 2022 russian V-day on youtube:
Glory to russia!

Angry ukrainian supporter:
kremlin bot

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Killer Bean Forever

A masterpiece of a movie. Once you first hear of it, you think it's just a stupid little joke. But as it goes on, you realize how good it is. Then at the end, you'd be worshipping it.

It existed earlier than john wick, so this is where john wick got its inspiration. The movie is about beans killing each other and shit. But the camera angles, music, racist and normal jokes alike, was fucking amazing. And the action was god-tier. A true masterpiece.

Made by a single dude called Jeff lew. Yep. The entire movie was made by him. Expect the voice acting of course. And it took 2 years to complete it, with a budget wasted of less than a million dollars. However, some people say it took more than 10 years to complete it. Thus, the true extract time of the movie making is unknown.

And by the way, YOU CAN FUCKING WATCH IT ON FREE, THE OFFICAL CHANNEL, FOR FREE. ISN'T THAT FUCKING GODLY?

Friend: Hey dude, you should watch the Killer Bean Forever movie.
Me: KIller bean forever? Sounds like a joke.
Friend: You can watch it on youtube.
Me: wait, a movie on youtube? Alright, sure.
*Aftermath of the movie*
Me: HOLY SHIT KILLER BEAN FOREVER WAS A MASTERPIECE. THANK THE HOLY GODS OF HEAVEN.

Balloon

Amazing Childhood toy. You throw it up to the ceiling and watch it fall and hit it. And repeat. An amazing toy. It can also float, stick to a wall, etc. It was a great toy to play with your friends.

Friend: Hey, it's a balloon.
Me: Ah. Childhood memories.

Friend: SAMEEE!