clut

the part of your body where your ass cheek meets your thigh.

don't be a whore, and wear shorts that show your clut.

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barfart

when you get entirely wasted to the point you barf and fart epic amounts at the same time.
sometimes results in a friend having to check the barfarter's pants to make sure it was only a fart.

Jane- "Hi Lou. How was your weekend?"
Lou- "Fine. How was yours?"
Jane- "Pretty swell. Except Sally got so drunk at our party that she barfarted everywhere."