Sehlström

A Sehlström is a Swedish last name. You only have this last name if you have a big peen. #bigpeenonly

I wish I had a bigger peen, I wish I was Sehlström

John

He has a 30 inches dick and got a lot of girls.

He only wears the rich stuff like gucce, louis and prada. He is one of the funniest person and that why everybody loves him.

Do you know a John?
No, I only know ugly guys.