Logan Splatz

He’s just a little boy who does little boy things who has little boy features. He’s very handsome, rich and loves to absolutely FUCK BITCHES!!

Hahah!!! I love Logan Splatz!!

Larry: Yeah he piped my sister!!

Bob: Same!!

Jim: SAME!!

Chinese Dumpling

The act of dipping a mans balls in a soup then proceeding to lick and bite his testicular sack.

Amanda: Hello my dear sir, would you like to perform the Chinese Dumpling with me?
Clarence: “Yes.”

Hydrochug

When a female homeosapien guzzles her dad’s load in her throat.

“Last night, I was with my step-dad…let’s just say we did a little hydrochugging. I started jellyfishing “.

Mexican Duel

When true full blooded Mexicans fight to the death both armed with machetes and rape the opponents dead buddy and his family.

Hombre Uno: I challenge you to a Mexican Duel!

Hombre Dos: Si Pendejo

Roaming

When you leave the defensive site in Rainbow Six Seige so you can surprise the attackers from somewhere else in the building.

I am going to go roaming as Caveria.

Romanian Spotter

When spotting another males’ bench press and laying you testicles on their face.

Gym Bro 1: Dude, can you spot me on bench?
Gym Bro 2: Sure, I’m the best Romanian Spotter there is!

Gym Bro 1: wtf?? Sure though!

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Slovakian Handball

The sexual act of tying a man’s balls in a string and repeatedly being slapped back and forth between a partners hands.

Steven was blue after we performed the Slovakian Handball last night.