Uno reverse card

The second most powerful thing you can possibly use in defense.
Can only be overruled by an uno skip card which it then goes to the person closest to them that didn’t use the uno reverse card this uno skip card chain can go until someone doesn’t say uno skip card...

John: ur mum gei
You:uno reverse card bitch
John: goes into corner and just cries the day away for the rest of his life

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Calaia

The thiccest, most kind, beautiful, caring, funny, never complains about anything, need to always be with her type of person. As long as you love her she couldn’t ever stop loving you, and will you always fall for her sooner or later. In conclusion if you’re an overprotective dad then don’t name your daughter Calaia, or everyone will want to date her.
Does snort at really funny jokes

Luke: Hey Calaia :3 😘
Calaia: Hi Luke, it’s been a while.
Luke: yeah it has, I’m glad you’re back 😍😍😍.
Calaia: I am too it’s good to see you again.

Luke: No, it’s great to see your beautiful face again (flirting sounds)

Calaia: (blushing) haha (hugs Luke)

thicc boi 69

It kind of self explanatory, it’s a boy who’s ass is so fat anyone would 69 hi

Stacy: hey Jessica what’s his name?

Jessica: What do you mean?

Stacy: him with that fat ass!
Jessica: Oh his name is John, God he could be the thiccest man alive.

John: yeah Jessica I might be.
Stacy: he’s such a thicc boi 69

Mrs.james (70 year old teacher): definitely Stacy defiantly...

putatoe

The “real” spelling of the word you spell “potato” and it’s plural form is putatoez

Employee: (works at kfc) what would you like today sir?
Customer: could I get the 4 piece tender meal with Mac and cheese and mashed putatoez please
Employee: sure, comin’ right up.
Customer: ok thank you (walks away)
Employee: (thinks) he is a thicc boi 69