ftw

Fuck(ed)
The
Wall

When someone hasnt got anyone to sex, they go && sex the wall.

Person 1: Hey guess what? this is hilarious
Person 2: ok ? what?
Person 1: My bro went && ftw.
Person 2: did he win?
Person 1: eh?
Person 2: You said he went ftw.
Person 1: Yeah....? it was really funny, he didnt know we were there HAHA
Person 2: Why would it be funny?
Person 1: uh well not something you do everyday.
Person 2: it is
Person 1: oh get lost.

Person 1 signed off at 7:57pm

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wtf

Short for Wipe the Floor but people normally think it means "What the fuck?".

Person 1: OMG A DUCK!
Person 2: WTf?
Person 1: Do you need a mop?
Person 2: WTF?
Person 1: Or a Cloth?

Person 2 signed off at 4:15pm.

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