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We all know a few women like this. They base their ENTIRE personality on vsco, tiktok, and celebrities they find attractive. If you talk to them about anything else other than that or fit their aesthetic they go into shutdown mode, just like a robot. They upgrade their body with parts just like a robot too. They spray color on them, put a mask of makeup on, have medically inserted parts for sexual appearance. Theyâre âmore machine than manâ, like darth vader. Their teeth are all fake inserts that stay white forever. They only put their feet in the pool because if they jump in then their true nature starts to reveal itself. They claim that theyâre different than the rest of the women but in reality theyâre all exactly the same and only do this stuff to impress other women, not males.
Bobby: âIâm sick and tired of these Robot Women. When Iâm surrounded by them it drains my soul and makes me feel like a black sheep. I just want to communicate with someone with their own personality.â
Ghanaian - Born on a Thursday
The lion of Ghana
natures purest emblem
long and lean
with dark satin skin
short wavy hair
with deep brown eyes
and strong thick lips
He brightens the savanna
and the people around him.
An ekow is incomplete without his lioness
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Vastly different than the French kiss, the Yugoslavian kiss offers more of an exotic, mind blowing experience. First, both people participating in this kiss get on their knees. In every household that participated in native Yugoslavian culture is a bowl of room temperature oatmeal by the front door. The dominant one takes a swig of the oatmeal and swishes it around their mouth. They then forcibly spit the oatmeal into the other ones mouth. The least dominant one eats a raw clove of garlic to solidify their disgusting nature. Then the can of sardines gets involved. Sometimes people will use anchovies, kipper, oysters, and tuna. The largest sardine is carefully chosen from the tin. The rest get thrown away as they are undesirable and useless. A man named Stephen Hawking blesses the sardine with a lugie. The two bite on each side and share it between their mouths as they kiss. The lesser dominant one must swallow the sardine whole when the kiss comes to an end. They both stand up, shake hands, and say the sacred statement of "The kiss was nice, next time bring rice, to hide in my fat rolls." As beautifully as the kiss started, they must depart now.
I witnessed a Yugoslavian Kiss at a wedding once. It was the most majestic activity I've ever seen. Long live Yugoslavia.
A person who is sometimes mean
look at Keeleigh, she's such a dick weed
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A game on Roblox with people dance, hang out, argue, etc. Usually the age range is about 20-45 years of age. Itâs the black hole of Roblox where all of the milfs and divorced dads go to find their long lost love. In a perfect world, a player would join the game, make friends, dance and have fun. But instead itâs just sad adults that date each other and even children. If you donât have a limited item on your avatar donât even bother trying to make buddies there. You will be swatted down with immense hatred from divorced mom and dads that pour their welfare checks into their avatar so that they can gang bang each other. So in short, if youâre looking for drama and a bad habit, this is the game for you!
Player 1: Hey Charlie, would you like to join Mocap Dancing with me? Itâs so fun and thereâs lots of ladies!
Player 2: Sorry Billy, I donât want my soul sucked into a 38 year old mom. Besides..we can go and meet real women! Itâs as easy as 1 2 3!