Footwasher.

A term used to describe someone who is too insanely religious, to the point they believe happiness is not what God wants from them. Their belief in religion has hidden misogyny and they just don't see it. They go "all by the bible" and what they mean by that is whatever stupid shit they believe in like homophobia and transphobia is okay because its "by the book" even though its a horrid mistranslation. Basically the dicks that make christians look bad.

"Footwasher. someone who will believe anything that is a pleasure is a sin." - to kill a mocking bird
"My daughter must have long hair or she is going to hell, and so I can't let her express herself."
"All gays will go to hell, and thats God's law"
"My friend's dad is such a Footwasher, he refused to use they're proper pronouns and makes them want to die."

Boomer Consumer

The proper way to say the corona virus.

Ha that's killing only boomers. It's a boomer consumer.

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