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When someone drops their turkey neck and balls in some ice water and then rests them on a sleeping friends face.
Q -Ay Man what was that on my face that woke me up?
A- Bro you just got the cold turkey from Alex.
When you try mak slow cooked meat and it comes out like a horses poes
Hey Ed, how was the Slow roasted beef?
Ah FFS it came out grear dude!!