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When u fuck your mom so hard, u die.
Dear Principal,
Johnny won't be coming to school today, last night he had a turkish abortion.
-Signed, Johnny's Mom
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When you and 5 of your friends line up and get head from a slut, then blow your loads in her face like a goddamn firing squad.
This girl was so busted, the only way we'd ever let her into our party was after we gave her the turkish execution.
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