Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

Someone that has to know something about something or they couldn't tie their shoes.
You should be as aggressive as possible when saying this.

Matto: Did you know about it?
Anon: I don't know anything, man.
Matto: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

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