smex

sex
with a 'm'
which stands for monkey
which led to the development of AIDS

so,
any sex in which you contract AIDS

some years ago:
-dude i just had smex last night
-dude i didn't know u were into bestiality

now:
-i shouldn't have had that smex
-yea, thanks for AIDS

OR
-dude i had smex last night
-dude that sucks, when'd you find out it was smex and not sex?

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