Amazing

Hailey Corvino

Hailey Corvino is the most amazing girl in the world. She deserves nothing but happiness.

The Decision of fates

Will you take the red pill and instantly obtain $100,000,000 or the blue pill that’s yummy and tastes like blueberry. One will give you comfort, and the other will give you adventure and new opportunities. This choice will decide your fate as a human being.

Oh I see you’re awake. I will ask you now to take the decision of fates. Choose wisely.

Simp

A way for a virgin to make fun of people who want to date a person.

That dude just gave that girl a dollar to get a drink. What a simp!